Winter Storm Vulcan,

You have

Long overstayed

Your welcome.

It’s time

For you

To boldly go

Where all

Winter storms

Have gone before.

Drift out

To sea

Or go

Search for Spock.

Just get

Far away

From Maine.

It’s storms

Like you,

Vulcan,

That really

Make me

Hate anything

To do with

Star Trek.

Live long

And prosper

In Hell.

I am

So tired

Of this entire

Winter enterprise.

I just wish

Someone would

Beam me up

To Spring!